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Terms of Service

Last updated: March 20, 2025

The short version: This is a free satire tool. The outputs are jokes, not advice. Have fun. Don't be terrible.

What this tool is

BullShift is a free humor and satire tool that uses AI to translate plain English into exaggerated LinkedIn-style posts, and to translate LinkedIn-style posts back into plain English. Intended for entertainment, commentary, and parody.

What this tool is not

Not affiliated with LinkedIn. BullShift is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to LinkedIn Corporation or Microsoft Corporation. "LinkedIn" is a trademark of LinkedIn Corporation, referenced here for commentary and satire under fair use.

Not professional advice. AI-generated translations are satire. Don't use them as actual LinkedIn posts unless you understand they're jokes. (Or do. We can't stop you.)

Using the tool

By using BullShift, you agree to these terms. The tool is free, as-is, for personal and non-commercial use. You may translate text for entertainment, share screenshots, and use it to comment on corporate communication patterns.

Don't

Don't use BullShift to harass, defame, or impersonate anyone. Don't create content that violates any law. Don't overload or reverse-engineer the service. Don't use bots for bulk translations. Don't represent AI-generated outputs as human-written in legal or regulatory contexts.

AI-generated content

All translations are AI-generated. Outputs may be unpredictable. They are not our opinions. You're responsible for what you do with them.

Intellectual property

Your inputs: Yours. We don't claim rights and don't store them.

Generated outputs: AI-generated text generally doesn't receive copyright protection under current U.S. law. We make no claims of ownership or exclusivity.

Our brand: "BullShift," the site design, and original non-AI content are © 2025 BullShift. All rights reserved.

Disclaimer

BullShift is provided "as is" without warranties. We don't guarantee availability, accuracy, or consistency of results.

Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, BullShift and its creators shall not be liable for any damages arising from use of the tool. Our total liability equals the amount you paid, which is zero dollars.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of North Carolina. Disputes shall be resolved in Wake County, North Carolina.

Contact

Questions? [your email here]

Plain-language summary: Free joke tool. AI generates LinkedIn-style satire. Have fun. Don't hurt people. We're not responsible for the outputs. LinkedIn is LinkedIn's trademark, not ours.